British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.
A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
by crancher November 05, 2016
by totalbs247 June 24, 2016
Name given to the national IQ test that was taken by 72% of the British population on Thursday 23rd June 2016. Failure rate 51.9%.
by Gungan Flu June 24, 2016
Verb. To vocally declare one's intent to depart, but then indecisively delay or quietly avoid departure.
Every morning my cat brexits, meowing loudly at the front door, and then just sitting there when I open it for her.
Frustrated with his circumstances, the young child screamed "I'm running away". Yet his parents knew that he was brexiting, and sure enough he was quietly reading in his room minutes later.
After hearing the results of every presidential election, thousands of Americans brexit to Canada.
Frustrated with his circumstances, the young child screamed "I'm running away". Yet his parents knew that he was brexiting, and sure enough he was quietly reading in his room minutes later.
After hearing the results of every presidential election, thousands of Americans brexit to Canada.
by Elbroomo January 11, 2017
A word describing Britain's hypothetical exit from the European Union. A portmanteau of Britain and exit.
by Jim_Raynor April 15, 2016
by TheQueenOfMots March 20, 2016
When a person or group takes a decision based on emotions rather than sound logical reasoning and it significantly spoils the situation for those involved .
shorthand for 'shooting yourself in the foot'.
shorthand for 'shooting yourself in the foot'.
by Toruk Macto June 25, 2016