Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at
local fitness centers. Recognizable by their
deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout
pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning
Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his
Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning
Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."