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thromboid

Man, my cock is an absolute thromboid right now!
by anonymous September 4, 2023
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thromborax

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.
Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.
by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009
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Thromboner

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.
by Dednor May 9, 2018
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Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3
I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis
by Casting_couch November 6, 2021
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Trombond

The act of ricocheting semen off a wall and into someone's mouth. Particularly effective on your mother.
Dude, your mum, Rhonda, just got trombonded off the dining room wall!
by i3umfunk July 11, 2010
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thrombo

Essentially the same as having an eppy - preferrably in a public place.

The process to describe intense freaking-out that can lead to a full-on thrombosis, especially if left un-mocked.

Can be soothed by playing a playing a virtual thrombone to said victim
Person 1: "man, this is really stressing me out today!"

Person 2: "whoa! chill man don't have a thrombo or anything!"
by da_chief November 10, 2010
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Trombloid

A trombloid is a person of complete distaste,an idiot,a waste of space,a wanker etc.. It is the last insult in your arsenal,the clincher.
Rory pissed in the flower pot again,what a fucking trombloid!
by Dave Mack May 21, 2010
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