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Essentially the same as having an eppy - preferrably in a public place.

The process to describe intense freaking-out that can lead to a full-on thrombosis, especially if left un-mocked.

Can be soothed by playing a playing a virtual thrombone to said victim
Person 1: "man, this is really stressing me out today!"

Person 2: "whoa! chill man don't have a thrombo or anything!"
thrombo by da_chief November 10, 2010
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from the world of austin powers. a thrombo is short for thrombosis, a major focking headache
dood, my boss gave me this new data analysis project and it's giving me a major thrombo.
thrombo by kerpal March 11, 2005

thromborax 

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.
Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.
thromborax by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.
a number between 6-7
I will be back in thrembo hours!”
thrembo by piranhaape November 1, 2021

throwboy 

AWESOME brand of pillows that cater to a geek audience. Made by Roberto Hoyos and awesomely at that. Get some cuz you won't regret it.
My throwboy pillows came in the mail and I was so excited that I peed myself.
throwboy by An0nym0is August 15, 2009

Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).
For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.
Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014