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The act of ricocheting semen off a wall and into someone's mouth. Particularly effective on your mother.
Dude, your mum, Rhonda, just got trombonded off the dining room wall!
Trombond by i3umfunk July 11, 2010
Being blown and anally-penetrated with a handheld dildo by the same person, at the same time. (A reverse Rusty Trombone)
Ain't nothin better than gettin tromblown by Shaniqua. She work the slide so good, I can't help but empty my spit valve.
tromblown by Vaj Goblin February 23, 2013

tromblies, The 

The after affects generalized upon ones bowels due to consumtion of questionable ethnic foods, or more commonly fated by the onslaught of consuming copious amounts of alcohol, most likely in an attempt to kill ones liver. Finally completing its cycle in a horrific rectal assualt upon an unsuspecting toilet the morning after.
Clint's night quickly went downhill after, washing down his last fish taco with a warm bottle of Night Train Express, sending him on a journey he won't soon forget when in the morning he finds himself extremely dehydrated due to what can only be explained as...

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tromblies, The by Devon503 January 6, 2008

trombloated

The condition of being stuck at work, manning the periodicals desk, when you really need to take a poop but you can't because a patron might need help finding an article in Trombone Enthusiast magazine.
"Jesus, I wish it was 5 so I could go home. I'm getting sooo trombloated"
trombloated by chuck_the_plant November 16, 2011

Tumbloid 

A rather not slim person who has trouble keeping their balance.
Did you see that kid fall down the stairs? What a tumbloid!
Tumbloid by Rodger35 January 14, 2011

Trogzloids 

A gaggle of primal insects who discuss autistic shit.
The Trogzloids and I were talking about how circles are actually blobs
Trogzloids by Lordtrog July 30, 2019