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Thromboner 

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.
Thromboner by Dednor May 9, 2018

Throbbing 

When your so horny that your pussy starts having a heartbeat, it feels good for some but not all people have the same reaction towards it
George, you think blue balls hurt? Throbbing is the real
Throbbing by Mykayla April 17, 2017

Throbbing Renob 

Another word for an erection. Boner is spelled backwards so it will rhyme.
Hey, look at Uncle Bill’s throbbing renob!

Stop Throbbin' 

The act of asking someone to cease being unpleasant, malicious or a downright cock. Not just a cock, but an enormous, throbbing cock.
Chris: Dude this burger is huuuge.

James: Like that fatty you porked last weekend?

Chris: Holy fuck. Why do you always have to be a huge throbbing cock? Seriously, just Stop Throbbin'. Fuck, man.

throbbing boner 

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.
Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

Throbbing clit 

When a girl can feel her clit throbbing, usually when horny and dripping wet
I was so wet and horny last night. I could feel my throbbing clit in my panties
Throbbing clit by Horny97 January 21, 2019