A Thombus is a sweaty and extraordinarily small penis that gets sucked anyways, and the man bearing a Thombus tends to be a dwarf rapidly losing hair that can't go out in the sun for two fucking seconds without developing 25 different types of skin cancer.
Guy 1: Paul, you soggy thombus, where is the cheese?
Guy 2: Fuck you Jerry, you never take any responsibility for bringing the food.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!