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you thought i was feeling you? 

You thought that person liked you but they don’t or they don’t find interested in you
Drake: hey it’s uhh it’s you uhhh… what’s your name?
Ice spice: you thought i was feeling you?

Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.
Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

thought bubble 

The words within, that a person doesnt really say, but is thinking.
Jim the department manager is great at comming up with lofty new idea's yet little details on how to get it done. Sure wish I could read his thought bubble and connect the dots.
thought bubble by obewan April 9, 2006

thoughtless gifter 

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.
Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."
thoughtless gifter by jpg3 December 20, 2014

I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".
Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit
I thought you quit by Suedohnym December 26, 2010

I thought this was America 

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.
"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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