thoughto 

an err in thought, by analogy with typo

student: please give me credit for that incorrect answer on the test.
teacher: why? was it a typo?
student: not a typo, exactly, more like a thoughto.
teacher: no.

thoughto by jovo January 8, 2010

you thought i was feeling you? 

You thought that person liked you but they don’t or they don’t find interested in you

Drake: hey it’s uhh it’s you uhhh… what’s your name?
Ice spice: you thought i was feeling you?

you thought i was feeling you? by Sweetheartscorpio317 October 28, 2022

Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

Intrusive thoughts by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

thought bubble 

The words within, that a person doesnt really say, but is thinking.

Jim the department manager is great at comming up with lofty new idea's yet little details on how to get it done. Sure wish I could read his thought bubble and connect the dots.

thought bubble by obewan April 9, 2006

thoughtless gifter 

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

thoughtless gifter by jpg3 December 20, 2014

I thought you quit

A phrase that is spammed to annoy people and devalue their statements, much like "cool story bro", except less overused. It makes fun of everyone who takes the internet seriously, especially the people who quit games in a fit of frustration.

It originated from AbideStory when a GM named Selecao would repeat the phrase constantly to anyone who attempted to talk to him. This resulted in many people rage quitting. They eventually came back, of course, which made it even more funny when he said "I thought you quit".

Person 1: Stop being such a jerk
Person 2: I thought you quit
Person 1: I did... but then I realized I couldn't
Person 2: But I thought you quit
Person 1: I thought YOU quit

I thought you quit by Suedohnym December 26, 2010

I thought this was America 

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

I thought this was America by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016