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you won't though 

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes almost any kind of threat.
"Imma beat your ass in like two."
"You won't though."

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

you won't fight me though 

Term that can be used when one in opposition threatens to do something other (and lesser) than fight you.

Term that can be used when one in opposition makes what seems to be an empty threat.

Is to be said quickly and with furrowed brow.

See also: you won't though.
"Take the last cupcake and see what happens."
"You won't fight me though."

But I don't threaten kids though! 

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."

he didn't actually pay Paul, though 

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
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