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1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)
2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter
1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.
Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."
2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."
2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.
thorngasm by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009
Thorism
Make-believe Religion based on a comic book character, becoming more popular with the release of the 2011 motion picture 'Thor'.
Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.
Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.
Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Some people practice Thorism, because they like the movie, comic book character and hitting things with hammers (or sticks).
Thornistic relationship
Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.
Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.
Thornistic relationship by Bigboicheese May 6, 2022