thorneism

the philosophy of not giving af about anything

person 1: yo aren’t you embarrassed about posting that

person 2: no tf i follow thorneism

thorneism by WhoTFisCooz April 29, 2023

Thornism 

Having an extreme case of dyslexia, created by Bella Thorne

Anna: How do you spell dysphoria
Liam: d-i-a-s-p-o-r-a
Anna: no it's not, our thornism

Thornism by ashley907 June 6, 2018

thorngasm 

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter

1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.

thorngasm by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

Thorism 

Make-believe Religion based on a comic book character, becoming more popular with the release of the 2011 motion picture 'Thor'.

Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.

Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.

Some people practice Thorism, because they like the movie, comic book character and hitting things with hammers (or sticks).

Thorism by Illistine June 21, 2011

thorness 

A name used for a man that is very tall with a large dick

"Oh he's got a huge dick, must be a Thorness

thorness by Gritgrat February 27, 2018

Thornistic relationship

Noun
A way to describe toxicity in which both parties mutually benefit while still being harmed. A double sided parasitic relationship.

Though the relationship could be considered toxic my ex and I had a thornistic relationship so it ended on good terms.

Thornistic relationship by Bigboicheese May 6, 2022

Tyroneism 

A religous practice that worships the name “Tyrone”, and is practiced by naming someone/thing “Tyrone”.

“Why would he name his dog Tyrone?”
“He must follow the religion Tyroneism.”

Tyroneism by S.ee.l October 19, 2023