thorngasm

1. when something is so thorny (aka awkward) that it is pleasantly entertaining (usually for a third party)

2. when someone is so overwhelmingly thorned that he or she breaks out in nervous, sometimes uncontrollable laughter

1. The character "Murray" on Flight of the Conchords provides plenty of thorngasms.

Guy: "My girlfriend farted in the car on the way home and I pretended like I didn't hear, but we could both smell it."
Friend: "HAHAHA that's a thorngasm."

2. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active in front of my mom and I had to answer yes. He then proceeded to ask me all storts of questions about my sex life. My mom just stared at me in disbelief the whole time. I almost had a thorngasm.

by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

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thronegasm

The heart pounding excitement and loin draining satisfaction one gets when reading an epic chapter from George RR Martin's "Song of Ice and Fire" or watching your favorite scene come to life in HBO's "Game of Thrones" TV series.

"Did you catch the new trailer with the Red Viper?"
"I did. Best scene in the entire book series! Had a thronegasm!"

"Did you get to the Astapor chapter yet"?
"Oh yeah. I had multiple thronegasms. Sploosh!"

by snackD January 10, 2014

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