Make-believe Religion based on a comic book character, becoming more popular with the release of the 2011 motion picture 'Thor'.
Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.
Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.
Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Some people practice Thorism, because they like the movie, comic book character and hitting things with hammers (or sticks).
by Illistine June 21, 2011
Get the Thorism mug.When someone goes off on a tangent or loses their train of thought due to ADHD. Originally comes from ranting about the benefits of Thorium over Uranium in nuclear power generation, despite nobody really caring about the subject.
Jacob spent an hour going down a rabbit hole of something completely irrelevant to the previous topic, what a thorium moment.
by JustBandit0 June 4, 2021
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The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.
Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.
Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.
Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.
Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.
Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.
Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.
Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.
by AstronautElk September 13, 2013
Get the Thorium mug.They are all elements. Together they create Th-O-Ts. Thorium being Th, oxygen being O, tennessine being Ts.
An intellectual: brother, those bitches are thorium oxygen tennessine.
Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.
Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.
by Badmanclutch March 4, 2018
Get the Thorium oxygen tennessine mug.The Act of devising, testing, experimenting and proving a theory or theories to explain facts or phenomena of the observable universe. one that has been repeatedly tested or is widely accepted and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena. The use of scientific methodology to acquire a greater understanding of reality and existence.
People who know and understand, through experimentation and observation, any scientific theories; evolution, gravity, the big bang, black holes, m-theory or density all practice theorism.
by MikeSynonymous October 6, 2010
Get the theorism mug.Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.
A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.
- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"
A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.
- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"
Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."
by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018
Get the Thotism mug.Believing that ones open sexual encounters with manys individuals and being well know in the community for doing so could get you fame, status in society, and/or monetary advancement and following suit
I thought she was a good girl but now I keep hearing different word around town she practice Thotism
by NORMAL <-- SPELLED BACKWARDS December 12, 2013
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