the wagg

masturbating in your woman's hair while she is sleeping because she pissed you off

My wife Sheri really pissed me off last night so I gave her the wagg.

the wagg by mike19861999 November 28, 2010

claggy-in-the-waggy 

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.

"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."

claggy-in-the-waggy by Laddd June 19, 2009

the tail wagging the dog 

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

the tail wagging the dog by Mojo maniac October 9, 2008

Tail wagging the dog 

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

Tail wagging the dog by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

wagging the brown tail 

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop

Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

wagging the brown tail by Barsinister October 2, 2006

wagging the axe 

Something done by Danish people in the privacy of their own home.

If they accidentally happen to look my way as I'm wagging the axe, it's of course a different situation.

wagging the axe by abini May 18, 2010

wagging the slinky 

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

wagging the slinky by btezra October 28, 2002