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when one sticks his soft penis into a bottle, vacuum, or any type of object where a penis should never go and jerks off with a softy.
dude why didn't johnny come to the party?

he was at home waggin' the bottle. what a toolbag.
by ballzachteabagger June 24, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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