The swaggiest, fastest, coolest person owns a Waggy
Wednesdays. Waggy has homeless siblings named Saggy and Raggy. Waggy is mother Aggy's favorite bc raggy tried to cook in a
washing machine. Waggy is no.1 and doesn't get beat by mother aggy. Also Waggy is a
significant sonic fan, maybe even no.1 sonic fan..
I
wanna be a WAGGY so damn bad bc i suck and im
not good at life and I'm nothing but a failure. I feel so
miserable why can't I just be like WAGGY.