11 definitions by btezra

the dank

meaning the absolute tastiest; the best; of the highest quality - when applied to marijuana, a.k.k. the cannabis plant

"Did you get a taste of <i>the dank</i> nuggs that Billy Bob has?

by btezra October 24, 2002

jibber

a rolled marijuana cigarette

"Hey let me have a hit off that jibber you rolled.."

by btezra October 24, 2002

Joe-sized Dump

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.

The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.

by btezra October 19, 2005

nookie

the act of getting it on, making whoopie, doing the horizontal boogie or simply fucking

"I got me some damn good hot-ass nookie last night"

by btezra October 24, 2002

nuggs

a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana

"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

numbnut

someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup

"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

btezra

the author of whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com

"Did you read what btezra posted today on whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com?

by btezra May 12, 2003