bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"Hey, wanna come over and hit the bong?"

by btezra October 25, 2002

numbnut

someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup

"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"

by btezra October 25, 2002

btezra

the author of whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com

"Did you read what btezra posted today on whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com?

by btezra May 12, 2003

the dank

meaning the absolute tastiest; the best; of the highest quality - when applied to marijuana, a.k.k. the cannabis plant

"Did you get a taste of <i>the dank</i> nuggs that Billy Bob has?

by btezra October 24, 2002

wagging the slinky

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others

by btezra October 29, 2002

da bomb

the best ~ simply outstanding; no comparison or greater value can be placed to another of similar type of manner

"That new track that DJ Krush laid down is da bomb!"

by btezra October 24, 2002

shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

by btezra October 23, 2002