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The London

A place all partygoers arrive at once they've blacked out. The London Hotel is a five-star hotel, catering to A-List partygoers. If you plan to drink all weekend, then you're "checking in for 2 nights at The London"
"Dude! Richie is hammered, he's totally gonna regret this tomorrow"
"Agaugghugh"
"Dude he's checked in at The London right now"
The London by TKgobrazy June 10, 2022

The London Classic 

Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.
Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm

The London Oratory 

A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.
I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.

The London Look 

A term used to describe women with a gap in between their two front teeth.
Girl 1: Have you ever seen True Blood?
Girl 2: Isn't that the one with Anna Paquin? She's totally rocking the London Look.
The London Look by Plastiks February 17, 2014

the london lick

The act of putting a girls clitoris in the gap of your front teeth and licking it from behind your teeth.
Cindy really wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her The London Lick to get her off.
the london lick by Cfuss May 10, 2016

The London Lemur 

When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.
“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!
The London Lemur by Shagaelik April 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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