rando

a random person or thing

jane: how was the party last night?
john: ah, pretty good but there were a bunch of randos there.

by Sueno Swingers July 9, 2003

rando

That which is random. Generally used in reference to people.

I thought this party was invitation only...what the hell are all these randos doing here?

I was going to ask Peyton to come to the concert with me, but she already has plans. So now I have to take some fucking rando, like John.

by DS* April 12, 2006

rando

an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.

Example 1)

Beno: Where the hell is Jordo?!? I've looked everywhere for him!
Michael: I saw him sleeping in a deserted room. There were no windows, beds or pictures. He was nuzzled in a corner where no one could see him. What a rando!

Example 2)

Tuck: Who's that creeper sitting by himself in the back of Night and Day Cafe at 2:30 in the morning, watching Walter and Perry on his iphone?
Ben: It's JV! What a rando!

by golden snitch July 17, 2009

rando

1. A random person; an unknown person.

2. A stranger, especially a man, who is used for gratuitous sex.

"Why is that rando staring at my ass?"

"What did you do last night?" ... "Went to the bar and took home a rando."

by not deej December 28, 2005

Rando

Is the nickname of Randy. Usually means he is to cool to be called by his real name.

"Hey Randy, See that game last night?"

"Dude, it's Rando"

by ByDeeBeach April 7, 2009

rando

a shorter word for random. Used mainly to describe something excessively random like situations on family guy or situations in life that are "outta left field"

Tim: Remember when we all were at John's place last week

Mike: Yea

Tim: It was way too rando that his roomy Ted came out the shower with no towel on

Mike: I totally agree

by LloydBanks1636 December 12, 2009

Rando

“The Boss Man”, the main guy of the group. He is the star in every room he step foot in. A very handsome, but quite shy individual. Rando is “HIM”

Female: I love Rando
Her Mom: I do too
Her Sister: Let’s fuck Rando

by AngelicaR33 November 22, 2021