the dog’s philosophy 

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

the dog’s philosophy by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

the dog's philosophy 

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

the dog's philosophy by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

The dog's danglers. 

Scottish- 1. Describing something a being good. Similar to the English expression ' the dog's bollocks'.
2. A dogs testicles.

Shortened abbv. Dog's dangs.

That car is the dog's danglers.

The dog's danglers. by G to the fucking 00 June 5, 2018

cut to the dog's dick 

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

cut to the dog's dick by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

Blackening the dog's face by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005

Swear on the dog's life 

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

Swear on the dog's life by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012