pooing 

the act of taking a poop

"Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!"

"Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!"

pooing by lil fuzzy June 1, 2009

pooing 

The act of dispensing fecal (sh*t) matter from one's A**HOLE.

I was pooing when i was texting you :)

pooing by WordMaker3000000000000000000 March 2, 2015

pooing 

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

pooing by Matty February 6, 2005

Pooing pringles 

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

Pooing pringles by call the underdog December 17, 2011

pooing problem 

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

pooing problem by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

pooing the win 

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

pooing the win by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

Pooing against the tree by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021