12 definitions by jiminton

Cumpleanos

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. 52 years of still images create the illusion of aging. No morph software was used in this experimental film.

The award winning short film Cumpleanos shows one person age 52 years in 2 and one half minutes.

by jiminton May 23, 2007

AssRash

Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.

Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash

by jiminton October 5, 2013

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 27, 2005

Okie Tuxedo

Toilet seat covers widely distributed in public restrooms to protect your skin from bacterial contact.

Please, only ONE Okie Tuxedo per customer.

Okie Tuxedos, ONE per customer PLEASE.

by jiminton December 24, 2005

sausage grinder

A very agressive and active female sex partner. Particularly one who really bumps and grinds into her partner.

That sausage grinder bruised my pelvic bone.

by jiminton December 24, 2005

Stag Party

Stag Party was the original title concept Hugh Hefner conceived for the great "Playboy" magazine.

Let's look at the Playboy magazine before we rent some porno for the Stag Party.

by jiminton February 10, 2012

OKIE-DOKE

A responder's affirmation or confirmation to any directive or suggestion no matter how simple or rediculous. It could be a blow-off just to get closure of, or to end and escape, a painful conversation.

When the doctor said he had just a few days to live his response was, "Okie-Doke".

by jiminton December 27, 2005