jiminton's definitions

Ninnie

Southern slang. None. A null set. Generally incorporated to complete a sentence defining being without.

You got rubbers?

No. Don't got ninnie.

by jiminton July 28, 2012

Stanksports

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Archival found footage of 2 women in a staged cat fight, effected with a strange needle drop musical track.

I seen that Stanksports movie an' it were sick!

by jiminton June 10, 2007

Okie Tuxedo

Toilet seat covers widely distributed in public restrooms to protect your skin from bacterial contact.

Please, only ONE Okie Tuxedo per customer.

Okie Tuxedos, ONE per customer PLEASE.

by jiminton December 24, 2005

Now What?

Repeated in a accusatory string, this bullying and demanding retort is screamed with spit and piss when one woman gains the upper hand in an argument.

TV Show Host: You ARE the father!

Show Guest/Baby Momma: NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT? NOW WHAT?

by jiminton August 10, 2012

Stag Party

Stag Party was the original title concept Hugh Hefner conceived for the great "Playboy" magazine.

Let's look at the Playboy magazine before we rent some porno for the Stag Party.

by jiminton March 24, 2012

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

C-Flat

An experimental short film by award winning designer/director Jim Minton. Inspired by a Dadaist poem from the early 1900's. Surreal poetry made visible.

That surreal C-Flat movie blew my mind.

by jiminton June 10, 2007