the big suck

The glorious moment an adolescent boy finally gets a blow job

Hey cooper, Find me during lunch so I can tell you about last night- Shannon gave me the big suck

by marcnava September 29, 2017

Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.

John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."

by Sahara October 4, 2003

sucks the big dick

something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad

John Kerry Sucks the Big Dick

by TE July 10, 2004

sucks the big dick

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.

When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

by Downstrike July 10, 2004

Sucked the big wazoo

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.

The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.

by groberto78 April 28, 2017

Sucks the big wazoo

An adjective phrase used to describe one's feelings for another person who has lost all of your respect,

that mere words no longer suffice to explain just how low they have fallen.

Cobb sucks the big wazoo.

by groberto78 April 28, 2017

sucking the big one

Original know as sucking the big dick, sucking the big one describes anyone who is sucking terribly at what ever they do.

John: Wow I just failed that test.

Garnet: Wow you're sucking the big one today John.

by jcat47 December 11, 2007