Skip to main content
In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".
Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)
Dies by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
in the grave to forever rot and never be able to go to a strip club again
Alex: ur mom is dead

Brodie:no she dies
Dies by tojcic October 11, 2018
Tommy : *kill james*
James: oh no *dies*
Dies by Tiny Conerson January 1, 2021
Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.
mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*
*dies* by The Reverand May 26, 2004
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*
*dies* by more heat than light January 1, 2004
1. said pre, mid, or end of sentence when something is undesirable
2. can be said anytime.
Oh, god :dies:
I had the worst day :dies:
this sucks :dies:
:dies: by sah January 30, 2003
To die in a comical manner.

Most appropriate in internet forums, *dies* is a perfect example of an evolution in human vocabulary. When somebody *dies* it can have meanings on several levels yet always funny unless true.
Karlprof "Does my middle finger smell of cheese?"

Mario *dies*
*dies* by SillySprout January 6, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
Next