Dies

In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".

Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)

by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

di di di

Another way of saying "retard" or "you're stupid". It's usually said in a deep "stupid voice"

Boris: I just walked into a door!
Doloris: You're such a di di di!

by Doloris August 2, 2007

DI DI

a bad case of diarreha noun

Little Johnny had a bad case of DI DI last night and sprayed the toilet

by Jimmy123456 May 17, 2006

Dis? Dis.

1. Elongated form of the phrase "dis."
2. Taken from "Was that a dis? Yes, in fact, I do believe it was."

Frank: You know who else is good?
Evan: Who?
Frank: Your mom.
Mekko: Ooooh dis? dis.

by Trevi October 22, 2003

dis

1.to disrespect some one
2.this

1. she dised u so fuckin bad u turned red
2.dis shit is fo sheezy

by Jennifer June 14, 2004

Dis is Dis

D.i.D.

:: when the bartender pours 8 shots of patron::

“dis is dis”

:: when you step in dog shiii ::

“Dis is not dis”

by Patronaiiir May 24, 2019

*dies*

Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.

mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*

by The Reverand May 26, 2004