Dies

In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".

Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)

by Foul Ole Ron October 28, 2003

di di di

Another way of saying "retard" or "you're stupid". It's usually said in a deep "stupid voice"

Boris: I just walked into a door!
Doloris: You're such a di di di!

by Doloris August 02, 2007

Little Johnny had a bad case of DI DI last night and sprayed the toilet

by Jimmy123456 May 17, 2006

1. Elongated form of the phrase "dis."
2. Taken from "Was that a dis? Yes, in fact, I do believe it was."

Frank: You know who else is good?
Evan: Who?
Frank: Your mom.
Mekko: Ooooh dis? dis.

by Trevi October 22, 2003

1.to disrespect some one
2.this

1. she dised u so fuckin bad u turned red
2.dis shit is fo sheezy

by Jennifer June 14, 2004

:: when the bartender pours 8 shots of patron::

“dis is dis”

:: when you step in dog shiii ::

“Dis is not dis”

by Patronaiiir May 24, 2019

Commonly used on forums, *dies* indicates the act of dying in a virtual environment. Note: Whoever said it isn't really dead.

mike_gamesradar.com: I'm a cunt
The Reverand: *dies*

by The Reverand May 26, 2004