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Definitions by groberto78

zooman (noun)

A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.

A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.
“We’ve shared a lot online, but he’s still a zooman, not yet a human in my world.”
zooman by groberto78 March 19, 2026

Sucked the big wazoo 

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.
The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.

Sucks the big wazoo 

An adjective phrase used to describe one's feelings for another person who has lost all of your respect,

that mere words no longer suffice to explain just how low they have fallen.

obsigoberous 

stubbornly defiant
Min's daughter was very obsigoberous Monday evening after being told she couldn't watch the movie.
obsigoberous by groberto78 December 16, 2010