The soap

The soap is a sacred object that you do not want to drop while in a shower, especially in prison. If you drop the soap there’s a 99.99 percent chance of a big nigga resizing your asshole by 20%. Most times you will here the lion king theme song before you feel the big niggas BBC in your ass.

Fred: Man I was so shook when I dropped the soap in prison that I shit myself and had to waffle stomp it down the drain!

Dave: Lol if you would have gotten blacked I was finna call you a fruit lmao.

by Fermit_The_Krog April 1, 2019

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

take it easy on the soap

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.

When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

by jaehoal jones July 13, 2012

Dropped The Soap

If you drop the soap that means you get anal raped in the prison shower, I know from experience

Jayden dropped the soap and got the double whammy slammy from Tyrone

by DaddyOz June 10, 2018

Don't drop the soap!

1. A remark made to someone being hauled off to jail, particularly someone you dislike. Once in jail, you imply that if the person (a male) drops a bar of soap in the shower, they will be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Thus, with there buttocks spread and in clear sight, will be subject to anal rape by a fellow inmate.

"Don't drop the soap!" I yelled as the burglar was taken away by the police from my home. His eyes began to tear up as he anticipated that hot, steamy shower.

by Michael J. M. April 21, 2004

Cutting the soap

The act of farting in such a manner that the overall air quality of a location is actually improved, due to the odor of the fart being less offensive than the smell already permeating throughout the location.

"Good Lord!! Someone's been Cutting the Soap in here!! It smells like Apple Strudel!! It covers the odor of my festering toe nicely!! Well done that person!!"

by BangBangLuckyLuke June 26, 2016

Drop the soap

When you drop the soap in prison and a mans rapes you.

*drop the soap* oh no * picks it up* uhhhh ah get that out of me uhhh.

by Shit all the names taken November 13, 2019