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the shoe 

An alternate phrase for the shit. Commonly used by Mormon and other teens who cannot use profanity. This is similar to a Profanity Loophole.
the shoe by BasharTeg July 28, 2003

The shoe is on the floor! 

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

the shoe is on the other foot 

the situation is now the opposite of what it was, especially because someone who was weak now has power
The shoe is on the other foot because he atcually passed the test. I did not know he could do that.

The Shoe Horn 

When a man has sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. He then proceeds to removes one of her spiked high heels and sticks it up her ass toe up, and grabs it like the horn of a saddle and rides it.
I did the shoe horn last night the bitch loved it.
The Shoe Horn by Paul Stuffy October 10, 2006

The shoe horn 

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.
When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!
The shoe horn by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The Shoe Trumpet 

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
The Shoe Trumpet by LilNickker April 18, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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