The overnighter

Dress up as a UPS guy, sing a telegram, fuck her with your dick in a box.

I gave her the overnighter, she liked when I sang to her.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Puss Stomper

Place girl on the edge of bed, stomp pussy with timberland boot.

I always give my bitches the puss stomper when they are bad.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Prickly Pear

Eating a girl out with your chin stubble instead of your tongue.

Marissa loves when I give her the prickly pear in November.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The sleepless in seattle

Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.

I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The bat signal

After successfully fucking hottie, flicker light switch 5 times letting Gotham city know you're the man.

After I fucked her I made sure everyone knew, so I gave them the bat signal.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011