the nard 

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

the nard by homophobic June 30, 2004

The Nard

Slang for Oxnard, CA, a city known for agriculture, Hispanic residents, and property crime.

"My license plate was stolen when I parked my car overnight. That's the Nard for you."

The Nard by Fcking_Chuck May 9, 2026

The 'Nard 

Slang for Barnard College, a women's college that is affiliated with Columbia University.

Will you be studying in Columbia's library tonight?

No, I think I will head over to the 'Nard instead. They have an extensive archive in the area in which I'm interested.

The 'Nard by golionsgo October 22, 2014

the nard dog guarantee 

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

the nard dog guarantee by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

Shredding the nard 

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.

Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"

Shredding the nard by Jkraft777 November 14, 2011

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Thenardier

Main villain in Les Miserables. Once said to have raped little Cosette, but that was proven TRUE. (JK!~)

I feel so sorry for Cosette, I'll bet Thenardier was fat XD.

Thenardier by Persephone~ February 16, 2009