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Goth

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby
by Persephone~ January 17, 2009
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Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.
If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano
by Persephone~ June 5, 2009
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Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.
Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.
by Persephone~ November 30, 2009
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Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)
Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
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Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o
by Persephone~ June 3, 2009
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Cannibalism

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.
The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.
by Persephone~ February 27, 2009
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Evey Hammond

Main character in the bestselling novel V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd and the film adaption as well.
Some may argue my "theory", but think of it: A main character grows and changes over the course of the work. I mean really, does V really mentally change? As Evey changes from a naive young girl to an all-out terrorist, just like V.
I just entered this cuz it wasn't here.
by Persephone~ September 12, 2009
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Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.
by Persephone~ January 17, 2009
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