Nard

A round, fat, annoying person who resembles a chicken nugget.

Marcus is so annoying, he's such a nard.

by Swag daddy max out May 15, 2014

Nard

To consistently commit to, and opt out of plans with friends. Especially work friends.

"Is Jim going to come to the happy hour he set up? Or is he going nard us again?"
"I was planning on having dinner tonight with Jim, but he narded me. Again."
aka "Kicked in the nards."

by blackhamster March 02, 2015

Nard

Taboo term used to refer to the testicles

Mr. Example is such a nard, i can't believe he gave us that hard test

by Nate brown May 22, 2007

Nard

Another word for faecies

There is nard on your shoe

by Bobbie July 22, 2003

Nard

Man Olive or Testicle

After his nutectomy, John was left with one nard in his sack. When walking nude in the forest after his operation, John's nard dangled low and to hard to starboard. Weeks later when his glass replacement nard was installed, there was a noted equilibrium in said danglage.

by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard

A testicle

When he went freeballing, his nards dangled low

by MC Eula G April 30, 2021

Nard

1. A mix of the words retard and nerd.

2. The male genitalia specifically the balls

All you nards get to bed (def 1)

by Mr.Frierland December 07, 2009