a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 2, 2020
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Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.
"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.
by fontownliberal April 29, 2010
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Verb: to punch a hole in the wall out of anger
I wonder if John will get kicked off Are You The One? for Andy Bernarding after the truth booth.

My boss said we had to stay late and I almost Andy Bernarded I was so pissed.
by What does a bean mean December 13, 2021
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