textsturbate
v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.
Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008
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texturbate
Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public
Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.
texturbate by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008
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testurbate
To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
testurbate by kingbumii May 6, 2015
testosturbate
When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym
"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."
"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."
or
I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.
"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."
or
I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.
testosturbate by bateworld June 29, 2014
Texturbate
To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.
Texturbate by Noshedint March 16, 2018
Texturbate
The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.
Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"
Texturbate by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010
tweetsturbate
You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.
Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?
So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!
So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!
tweetsturbate by kellybex January 21, 2011
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