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tweetsturbate

You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.
Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?

So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!
by kellybex January 21, 2011
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textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.
by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008
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tweezeturbate

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.
Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.
by alex e February 7, 2005
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