kellybex's definitions
"I know I shouldn't have cheated on Ted...but I had such a whoregasm w/Rob..."
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"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"
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"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"
by kellybex September 1, 2009
Get the whoregasmmug. The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.
"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
by kellybex November 19, 2009
Get the Cougar Maintenancemug. A combination of FEAR and FASCINATION. Fascinated horror...you're intrigued, yet terrified, and you can't look away.
Susi: "I can't believe you like Honey Boo Boo!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
by kellybex January 2, 2013
Get the fearscinatedmug. "Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."
"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."
"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."
by kellybex July 20, 2009
Get the Mysterious Male Friendmug. It’s the woman who is just trying too hard. She’s seen way too much sun in her life. Her skin is like an old piece of luggage. Her hair is over-processed, usually way too blonde. The hair is almost always a bit big. Her nails are usually long and acrylic, sporting the Carmela Soprano french mani. Her clothes are just a tad too snug. She has her boobs on display, with a wrinkled, freckly chest exposed. There are rhinestones. Perhaps an ankle bracelet. Occasionally said anklet may be seen over/under suntan colored panty hose. You can tell she’s been around the block, so to speak. She’s lived hard. Lots of booze. She’s a bit puffy in the face. She’s got her cocktail and she’s laughing a bit too loud.
"I need to put some more SPF 50 on...don't want to look like an Old Whore."
"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."
"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."
"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."
"Wow, she used to be so pretty...now she just looks like an Old Whore."
"Yikes, who's the Old Whore sporting those Daisy Dukes? So inappropriate."
"Mom's Bunko group is going on a cruise. It's gonna be Old Whore City."
by kellybex July 15, 2009
Get the Old Whoremug. by kellybex July 20, 2009
Get the Festival of Whoresmug. This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.
"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.
"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."
"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."
by kellybex September 2, 2009
Get the priestentiousmug.