"I know I shouldn't have cheated on Ted...but I had such a whoregasm w/Rob..."
or
"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"
or
"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"
by kellybex September 01, 2009
A combination of FEAR and FASCINATION. Fascinated horror...you're intrigued, yet terrified, and you can't look away.
Susi: "I can't believe you like Honey Boo Boo!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."
"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"
by kellybex January 02, 2013
The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.
"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."
by kellybex November 19, 2009
This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
"Dude, way too many cougwhores down at the Harbor tonight."
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
"Does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwhore?
"Guess I should get my brassy blonde hair toned down. Don't wanna look like a cougwhore at Happy Hour"
by kellybex July 15, 2009
You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.
Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?
So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!
So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!
by kellybex January 21, 2011
"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."
"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."
"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."
by kellybex July 20, 2009