Definitions by kellybex

fearscinated 

A combination of FEAR and FASCINATION. Fascinated horror...you're intrigued, yet terrified, and you can't look away.

Susi: "I can't believe you like Honey Boo Boo!"
Me: "I don't like her -- I'm fearscinated by her."

"I find Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers journey fearscinating!"

fearscinated by kellybex January 2, 2013

tweetsturbate 

You've just replied to yourself on Twitter...that's Tweetsturbating! (tweet/masturbation). Similar to writing on your own Wall on Facebook. It's a faux pas. It just isn't done.

Oh no, the Boss is on Twitter. How long til he tweetsturbates?

So embarrassed! Was so into tweeting w/my honey and accidentally tweetsturbated!

tweetsturbate by kellybex January 21, 2011

Cougar Mange 

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

Cougar Mange by kellybex December 14, 2009

Cougar Maintenance 

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

Cougar Maintenance by kellybex November 19, 2009

priestentious 

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.

"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."

priestentious by kellybex September 2, 2009

whoregasm 

the intense orgasm had after doing something very slutty...

"I know I shouldn't have cheated on Ted...but I had such a whoregasm w/Rob..."

or

"I felt so slutty wearing that bondage outfit but WOW - what a whoregasm!"

whoregasm by kellybex September 1, 2009

Mysterious Male Friend 

New friend of one of your maybe gaybe buddy.

"Did Joe bring a date?" "Nah, he was with one of his Mysterious Male Friends."

"Dude, ran into your buddy Steve. Wearing guyliner. With a Mysterious Male Friend."

Mysterious Male Friend by kellybex July 20, 2009