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When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym
"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

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I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.
by bateworld June 29, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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