testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym

"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.

by bateworld June 29, 2014

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008