texturbate 

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public

Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.

texturbate by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

Texturbate 

To send a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

He said we should take a break. Now I just texturbate gifs to him all night.

Texturbate by Noshedint March 16, 2018

Texturbate 

The act of male masturbation that occurs simultaneously while texting. The action involves holding ones phone pressed against ones genitalia while having a 'New Massage' open, and then masturbating (if one has a flip phone then the phone may be enclosed around ones genitalia). When one is satisfied, one sends the resulting text message to someone else.

Guy: Hey Bro! I just Texturbated this girl!
Girl: Hey what do you think this text means?: "JfC774ju&@nbtjfjcuJEUWKLLPN:>PX"

Texturbate by Captain Randolfo June 9, 2010

tagturbate 

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.

Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.

tagturbate by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

Texturbation 

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

Texturbation by Noshedint March 15, 2018

texterbator

A person who continuously and chronicly texts, overiding the activity they were involved in with a group of people or friends.

(While engaged in a game of pool)
Dammit Eli! Its your turn! Quite being such a texterbator and take your shot!

texterbator by NaTe AmNioTiC January 4, 2009

TEXTERSATE 

Texting between two people via cell phone or tablet.

I cant talk on the phone right now but we can textersate.

TEXTERSATE by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 17, 2012