textologist

The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.

He is such a textologist. He never does his job never calls customers. Such a textologist!

by face off 101 January 17, 2011

Titologist

A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)

My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!

by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016

Thotologist

One who studies/knows thots, knows their thot-like ways.

Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!

by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015

Nextologist

Those I.T employees that get through life by clicking Next -> Next -> Finish on software installs. They typically cause only problems that others end up fixing. They are also known as the bane of I.T.

I cannot believe they asked that Nextologist to install our new environment, now it's going to take forever to redo.

by KrugerJacoH March 17, 2017

textologize

1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.

Janet textologized to Jeff for unilaterally changing the Thanksgiving plans.

by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011

termologist

A person that comes up with the definition of words and also someone who creates words.

Rob: "You know a termologist, a person that comes up with the definition of words"

Dave: "define frollicales"

Robin: " this word doesn't exist, ask Google"

by MoAbb June 5, 2016

Termologist

A person that creates the definition of words and also depending on whether or not a word exists for that definition they would create it as well.

"You know a termologist somebody that makes up definitions"

"Define hair frollicales Mr. Termologist"

"Termologist is not a word ask Google, oh wait... There it is"

by MoAbb June 5, 2016