textologist
The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.
textologist by face off 101 January 17, 2011
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Titologist
A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)
My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!
Titologist by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016
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Thotologist
Yeah Jordan was a thotologist, he just knows how to communicate with them. He makes appointments with them and everything!
Thotologist by lollipop rainbow October 18, 2015
Nextologist
Those I.T employees that get through life by clicking Next -> Next -> Finish on software installs. They typically cause only problems that others end up fixing. They are also known as the bane of I.T.
I cannot believe they asked that Nextologist to install our new environment, now it's going to take forever to redo.
Nextologist by KrugerJacoH March 17, 2017
textologize
1. to admit guilt or convey an excuse through text messaging without an expression of remorse or regret.
textologize by Kcirederf75 November 1, 2011
termologist
Rob: "You know a termologist, a person that comes up with the definition of words"
Dave: "define frollicales"
Robin: " this word doesn't exist, ask Google"
Dave: "define frollicales"
Robin: " this word doesn't exist, ask Google"
termologist by MoAbb June 5, 2016
Termologist
A person that creates the definition of words and also depending on whether or not a word exists for that definition they would create it as well.
"You know a termologist somebody that makes up definitions"
"Define hair frollicales Mr. Termologist"
"Termologist is not a word ask Google, oh wait... There it is"
"Define hair frollicales Mr. Termologist"
"Termologist is not a word ask Google, oh wait... There it is"
Termologist by MoAbb June 5, 2016
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