A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)
My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!
The act of texting or surfing on your I phone while at work. The act of continually not performing your job. Usually a very lazy and non reliable person.
He is such a textologist. He never does his jobnever calls customers. Such a textologist!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.