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textertain 

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010
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textertain 

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

texterizing 

the act of harrasing someone through text messages
"stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big boobs" - mellman
texterizing by nash+ February 2, 2006

texterbating 

verb: The act of surreptitiosly texting under a table with one hand.
My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
texterbating by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006

Texterina 

Texterina

One who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. They use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
Texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
When used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually associated with feminine qualities.


Jen- I went on my first date with Bill last night. But all night he was a texterina! I swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.

Laurah- Dump him.
Texterina by Laurah:] April 15, 2009

texterbating 

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.
texterbating by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Textermination 

To receive or send a reply via text which is absolutely unrepliable. A common tactic for the average texter who is receiving unwanted texts from an unwanted source.
Textermination Example#1

Texterminee: Heyy there Christie! You looked really pretty today... I can't believe you're not modeling as a career...

Texterminator: lol.

Textermination Example#2

Texterminee: How come we have to do so much work for this class? It's ridiculous the amount of workload he gives us... I'm not gonna be able to finish all the projects he assigned. it's crazyy..

Textermiator: Ok
Textermination by Jigity-Joey March 15, 2009
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