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Textering 

A combination of the words texting and pestering. It's the irritated via text messege. Used when a person or persons keep texting you even though they know you're busy and don't want to or can't text at the moment. Such as when you tell someone your in bed and they keep trying to conversate via text. Or if you tell someone to quit texting you cuz you don't want to talk to them and they still keep trying.
I told retard I was asleep and he wouldn't quit textering me!
Textering by Guadalupe750 May 2, 2010
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Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

dry texting 

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.
ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting
dry texting by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting 

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.
Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

texting $0 

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend
texting $0 = xmpp
texting $0 by prosody pro April 9, 2012

Texting Buddies 

When you text someone a lot, get really close to and hang out often.
Oh yeah Maura and I are texting buddies.
Texting Buddies by ticktac January 14, 2010

St. Totteringham's Day 

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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