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The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.
The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.
textasm by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010
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textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
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textastrophy 

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM
BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!
TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.
Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.

textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.
Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.
Textcasm by Billy O April 23, 2008
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