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Textgasm 

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time
"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"
Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011
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TextGasm 

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text
TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."
TextGasm by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008
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textgasm 

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.
Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!
textgasm by Benjamind January 11, 2008

textgasm 

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)
My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.
textgasm by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

Textgasm 

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.
Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
Textgasm by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009
The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.
Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.
Textcasm by Billy O April 23, 2008
pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.
(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.
Textcasm by xxGODxx September 19, 2009
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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