Textgasm 

When your phone vibrates uncontrollably (has a seizure) from notifications after turning on your phone after it has been dead for a long period of time

"Omg my phone is having a textgasm, all these notifications i feel so special"

Textgasm by Black/white guys October 18, 2011

TextGasm 

The act of Having an Orgasm Via Text

TextGasm "oh baby don't stop, don't stop.. Oh...shit...oh...shit..mmmm...."

TextGasm by SoCo n Porn December 31, 2008

textgasm 

The look of euphoria and ecstasy while texting.

Holy shit, man! John just had his sixth textgasm of the night!

textgasm by Benjamind January 11, 2008

textgasm 

The act of ultimate arousal when an overload of texts makes your phone vibrate until you reach the point of orgasm (usually female)

My boo just send me another 25 texts. I think he was trying to give me another textgasm. Maybe next time I'll keep it in my shirt pocket.

textgasm by MandyWalsh June 22, 2008

Textgasm 

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

Textgasm by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

Textcasm

The act of sending sarcasm through text in which the textee misreads and then responds awkwardly.

Brandon didn't pick up on my textcasm now he's making his mom get an aids test.

Textcasm by Billy O April 23, 2008

Textcasm

pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.

(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.

Textcasm by xxGODxx September 19, 2009