TEXTAS

A STATE OF BEING IN WHICH ONE GETS LOST IN TEXT MESSAGING, WITH NO REGARDS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND THEM

BRO, I WISH YOU WOULD MOVE BACK FROM TEXTAS SO WE COULD FINISH OUR FUCKING GAME OF MADDEN!!!

TEXTAS by MYDAKUS APINYA December 21, 2010

Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.

Textas by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010

texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

King Ranch, Texas 

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!

My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.

My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.

textationship by LaMachineary November 13, 2015

Texas Tyrant 

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015