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When a man’s testosterone levels are excessively high to the point where it leads them to behave like a highly masculine black guy who’s stereotypically referred to as Tyrone. This leads the man to boost his ego by becoming aggressive towards people, especially his haters.

My buddy has been hitting the weights a lot lately to bulk up and now he has too much testostyrone in him which is making him overly aggressive and irritable.

testostyrone by 2urban2dict September 11, 2022

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Testosterone Truck

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023

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Bull Shark Testosterone

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.

GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"

Bull Shark Testosterone by Aemuli September 18, 2018

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Testosterone Boner

Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.

"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."

Testosterone Boner by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010

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testosterone boys

Young men raging with hormones

"Those testosterone boys and harlequine girls. Will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
-"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off" by Panic At The Disco

testosterone boys by Peace, Love and Happiness ^.^ October 11, 2008

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textosterone

The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.

Textosterone levels surging , the angry man's message was venomous and pointed.

textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008

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testosteronish

Very manly.

He is very testosteronish.

testosteronish by Gunn_wordy November 19, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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