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Tessakins 

1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)
I loveses my tessakins!
Tessakins by Cat039 December 16, 2008

Tessaiga 

Tessaiga (“S?Ó‰å, also known as Tetsusaiga) is a fictional sword in the anime and manga series "Inuyasha," wielded by a half-human, half-demon (”¼—d, or hanyou) of the same name. The kanji, directly translated, means "iron-crushing fang."

In the English adaptations of Inuyasha, Tessaiga is written Tetsusaiga (or Tetsaiga) due to an error in translation in the early days of the manga when the tiny ‚Á (tsu) kana (which indicates a glottal stop, or a doubling of the consonant that follows it) was misread as a full-sized ‚Â (tsu) kana, altering the romanization and pronunciation of the word. Both Tetsusaiga and Tessaiga can come from the kanji; the proper spelling depends on how the name is pronounced. The proper romanization, however, is Tessaiga. By the time Viz, the company that translates the anime and manga, had realized the error it was too late.
I'm going to beat you down with (my) Tessaiga!
Tessaiga by Rubyhatchet May 4, 2005
The act of using your enemy against him/herself
By timing the fighters punches and dodging them, Johnny mastered tessalism.
Tessalism by Halbolonen June 3, 2022

tessallate 

The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating
benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.

benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!
tessallate by Badassbossbassbitching September 16, 2018
BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. lover. scared. hopeful. blunt. judgmental. obsessive. spontaneous. friend. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. mother. brown hair. proud. perfect combination.
boy 1: see that girl over there?
boy 2: yeah, what about her?
boy 1: she's a real tessala
Tessala by crazydiva24 October 18, 2013
Tesslin is definitely the popular girl at school. She is very social, outgoing, and is such a girly girl. Tesslin definitely has rich parents and a lot of friends. She is very beautiful, kind-hearted, and a bundle of joy!
You see that new popular rich girl over there? Yeah I heard her name is Tesslin she’s hot!
Tesslin by Tesslin June 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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