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tessallate 

The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating
benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.

benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!
tessallate by Badassbossbassbitching September 16, 2018
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tessellate 

1. To use multisyllabic words incorrectly without knowing their meaning.

2. To form into a mosaic pattern, as by using small squares of stone or glass.
After the image is acquired, the computer will automatically tessellate this area.
tessellate by Shaniqua December 9, 2004

tessellation 

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap
look a my tessellation
tessellation by ryan November 25, 2003

Tessalated 

And adjective describing anyone named Tessa, when they feel truly elated. Hence, tessalated.
"Tessa, do you feel tessalated today?"

"I'm just so tessalated right now, guys!"

"The tessalation going on in that room just blows my mind."
Tessalated by this_is_marta October 23, 2009

tesalate 

tesalate by tokyo police club January 14, 2010

Tessellation 

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.
Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.
Tessellation by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

tessellater 

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.
Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.
tessellater by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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