Tessakins 

1. Any one of a race of amazing girls bearing the given name Tessa who enjoy Sleeping, Not doing homework, Staying up late for no reason, Dancing, Flirting, Rainbow Alliance (on occasion) Cuddles, Hugs, Being Old, Worrying, Military Men, Hippies and/or Hippie ish guys.
2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)

I loveses my tessakins!

Tessakins by Cat039 December 16, 2008

Tessalism

The act of using your enemy against him/herself

By timing the fighters punches and dodging them, Johnny mastered tessalism.

Tessalism by Halbolonen June 3, 2022

tessalina 

Some chick who doesn’t even burn

Hey did you see tessalina the other day all sober and shit? She doesn’t even burn fool. Total tessalina move.

tessalina by Doc_Dangles June 7, 2023

Messakins 

Slang (American english, Latino, Latina, Native Americans) Correctly "Mexicans". This term could be used by Mexicans, and others tired of every Latino or Latina south of the border being referred stereotypically as a Mexican Nationalist. This Term recognizes the migration of many peoples of varied backgrounds racially. Localized in the southwest of U.S.A. to simply mean families of the Messas. Otherwise known as giant rock structures usually flat on top in arid or desert regions.

More often than not, our United States southern border, is illegally crossed by Messakins, rather than Mexicans.

Messakins by UnKnownMercMyrlyn9 May 19, 2021