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BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. lover. scared. hopeful. blunt. judgmental. obsessive. spontaneous. friend. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. mother. brown hair. proud. perfect combination.
boy 1: see that girl over there?
boy 2: yeah, what about her?
boy 1: she's a real tessala
Tessala by crazydiva24 October 18, 2013
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She is so intelligent and outgoing. She can take your heart away. She will never turn on you and once she falls in love she falls in love. Always trust a tessarae. They shall never turn on you or make you feel uncomfortable. Tessarae's have an amazing smile and can make somebodys day with dancing around or just being silly. Tessarae's can make something totaly fun that can be realy boring. When they get hyper, I would suggest that you take a few steps back... ok a little more. But you can never forget a Tessarae.
Person 1: What do you want to do today?

Tessarae: Let's just have some fun and enjoy our selves.
Tessarae by Cheekah February 21, 2010
Dang! She must be a tessla
She is a one of a kind. Usually talented, hence the name. She's unique & has a great taste in friends. She doesn't fall in love easily, but she IS loving. She's trustworthy, but she likes to do what's right. She's be the greatest friend & she would never do anything intentionally to hurt somebody. She doesn't like to fight with people. She is willing to listen to ANY problem. She usually is beautiful, & her eyes shine like no other. She can brighten your day. She cares for whoever.
Friend ; " Tessarae helps when ever she can. "
Tessarae by Anonymous<33 April 21, 2011
Noun- An act done out of spontanetity (usually original, random, crazy, or unheard of) with the purpose of having fun.
Yeah, that was for sure the greatest tesslla ever!
Tesslla by TheyCallMeSpike September 8, 2010

Tessalated 

And adjective describing anyone named Tessa, when they feel truly elated. Hence, tessalated.
"Tessa, do you feel tessalated today?"

"I'm just so tessalated right now, guys!"

"The tessalation going on in that room just blows my mind."
Tessalated by this_is_marta October 23, 2009

TessaBalc 

Tessa Balc’s are really dope people. They love to have fun and make everyone laugh. Tessa Balc’s DONT take no for an answer and they get their shit done. They are the most driven people on the planet. They’re also good friends and super sweet to everyone. Tessa Balc’s can get deep when you need them to be but then turn around with a meme at the perfect time. Tessa Balc’s can also make friends with anyone because of their admirable personality.. oh and they’re also super pretty and have a cute style. So Hold on to you’re Tessa Balc’s because they’re the good ones.
Trump; Who’s that canadate that is running for president over there?

rando: that’s The TessaBalc

Trump: shih I better watch out

One might use it in a sentence like: I like Tessa Balc’s even more than I like Chipotle
TessaBalc by Mr. Wicinski April 7, 2019
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