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Tessalon 

a cough pill that doesn’t get you high and prescribed to patients with a liability for abuse of codeine cough and cold syrup, and/or for whom dextromethorphan is not the best option

do not chew and swallow it or you may choke on your own tongue (it’s numbing properties are pronounced)
I need some tessalon.
Tessalon by vimk445 July 10, 2021
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Thessaloniki 

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.
Thessaloniki by Dave September 21, 2003

Thessaloniki 

The second biggest city in Greece, located in the north part, in the region of Macedonia. The Ma(d)nchester of Greece!!
Thessaloniki rocks!!!

Thessaloniki mou, megali ftoxomana..
Thessaloniki by dimitris-boy April 12, 2005

tessalina 

Some chick who doesn’t even burn
Hey did you see tessalina the other day all sober and shit? She doesn’t even burn fool. Total tessalina move.
tessalina by Doc_Dangles June 7, 2023

thessaloniki 

Is the biggest shithole of Greece. Located in the north part of Greece.
-Dude, What do you think about Thessaloniki?
-Is the biggest shithole. By the way, is the city with the biggest gay community in Europe.
-Damn, a guy told me that it's a beautiful city
-He was defenitely gay, drunk or high!
thessaloniki by Salonika4 March 12, 2008

Tessalyn 

Tessalyn is the best BFF, if you EVER ask her out never hurt her or dump her she can be a little annoying at small points. Tessalyn has beautiful dirty blonde hair btw almost brown, she also has beautiful blue eyes💙
Tessalyn is annoying, beautiful, kind, VERY generous, and is the best BFF
Tessalyn by Chloe hales March 19, 2021

Thessalonian 

A person that (who not unlike the Bible) is an existing form of self-contradiction on every possible matter under the sun.
"I smacked the shit out of a thessalonian this morning. He pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache."