7 definitions by Badassbossbassbitching
A art form of imitating you are holding and drinking an actual form of alcoholic beverage. But instead is merely replaced with just thin air or empty space. As to form the art of the illusion to others that you are actually drinking whatever you say choose. As long as it is categorised as alcoholic. If performed correctly you must imitate how you would normally drink said chosen drink if it were actually there. Usually used by people not wanting to drink but still wanting to feel socially accepted in society, as to not feel left out.
Hey what you drinking there mate?
Oh just my air bevvy of wine, trying to quit drinking at the moment actually but got to feel included right?
Yeah sure I barely noticed, for a second I actually thought you had a drink.
Thanks mate! (Imitates *clinking of wine glass Then politely sips his white wine with acceptance and social stamina)
Oh just my air bevvy of wine, trying to quit drinking at the moment actually but got to feel included right?
Yeah sure I barely noticed, for a second I actually thought you had a drink.
Thanks mate! (Imitates *clinking of wine glass Then politely sips his white wine with acceptance and social stamina)
by Badassbossbassbitching May 11, 2019
The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating
benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.
benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!
benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!
by Badassbossbassbitching September 17, 2018
Rock bottom is a practical task preformed on ones self. This is the part of ones life when they have no shame or dignity left in life. The person must then to achieve rock bottom by accomplishing the task of inserting rock forms of amphetamines generally crystal meth is preferred into ones rectum. Generally the use of lubrications is consider cheating, so insertion of rock into ones rectum must be done with the use of either your right or left index finger, as to insure proper insertion is achieved deep enough into the rectal cavity usually whilst squatting. Thus then you have now come to a point in your life know as the definition of Rock Bottom. After you have achieved this task it is generally recommended to place yourself in a fetal like position rocking back and fourth as to reflect back on the choicest they have made that have lead them to hit rock bottom.
Person at rock bottom: I don't know what else i can do, their is literally nothing more i have in life as i have no shame or dignity left to move forward, i'm between a rock and hard place
Friend: Im sorry to say this man but i think its time for you to hit "rock bottom"
Person at rock bottom: I know i just didn't think it would ever get to this point, i guess rock bottom is all i have left to achieve in life.
Friend: Im sorry to say this man but i think its time for you to hit "rock bottom"
Person at rock bottom: I know i just didn't think it would ever get to this point, i guess rock bottom is all i have left to achieve in life.
by Badassbossbassbitching September 18, 2018
A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.
Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”
by Badassbossbassbitching July 7, 2019
A phrased used between those of Caucasian backgrounds or ethnicity. The term or phrase is commonly used as a greeting from one Caucasian to another. Simply to say “hey what’s up my brother or sister, hows it going?”
In reference it Is also considered a racial slur especially when used by someone of a non Caucasian background either indirectly or directly.
In reference it Is also considered a racial slur especially when used by someone of a non Caucasian background either indirectly or directly.
by Badassbossbassbitching May 2, 2019
The ability of being ultimately superior in the human female species by having the ability and skill to diss anyone who questions your authority with the utmost ultimate come backs that hits them so hard that makes mike Tyson looks like a two arm amputee. As well as the ability to twerk and slut drop with absolute Ferness and percision that Nikki Minaja looks like a flat assed plank of wood.
Girl: “you got nothing Bitch!”
Bad ass bass boss bitch: “girl! Imma come at you like a bag of cocks and your gonna receive me like a satchel of vaginas!” (Slut drops and twerks out of room like a bad ass bass boss bitch)
Bad ass bass boss bitch: “girl! Imma come at you like a bag of cocks and your gonna receive me like a satchel of vaginas!” (Slut drops and twerks out of room like a bad ass bass boss bitch)
by Badassbossbassbitching April 28, 2019
When you have gotten to a point where you are able to move through life in movements without being noticed, thus having no friends.
Person: yo whats happened to that guy at school, whats his name, the swifting one?
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.
Other person: oh! right you mean swifty mc swift, yeah he died.
by Badassbossbassbitching December 20, 2018